Chicken pot pie. Chocolate covered raisins. Glazed Ham. Oh...
They think I'm crazy. But I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD!
Did you hear them? Didja see the crowds?
O my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center- and your oh so nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others. You like the same things I do.
Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!...
-Oh no! I know what you want! You coveted my ice cream bar! Well you can't have it! I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child! People! Always trying to take it from me.
Why won't. They leave me. ALONE!?
-BACK OFF MAN.
Don't make me use this! One step closer and I'm warning ya! DON'T MAKE ME USE IT.
Now you've gone and done it. You've. FORCED me. To USE IT-
AGHHHHHHHHH-aiieeeekkk!!!!
I'm hurting."









I thought you'd totally vanished!
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Broken Hearts are for Assholes!
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Broken Hearts are for Assholes!
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Broken Hearts are for Assholes!
This is Andrew J.
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The World's Most Way Past Cool Deviant!
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never interfere with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup ^.=.^
Followed the link from Bruno the Bandit. Nice work. Primal. Looks like Johnen Vasquez by way of S. Clay Wilson. I'm looking forward to seeing your Bruno fanfic.
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